“What do I look for in a woman? Why the three B’s of course- body, brains and bucks. Bucks are optional, however, because the Heartbreak Kid has plenty of his own! What would I consider a romantic date? I would have to say that ANY date with me is going to be romantic.” -Advice to the lovelorn.
“I can’t answer that question. With me it just happens. When girls or chicks- whatever you prefer- scope me out, its just like bees on honey! They’re all over me! Hugging me and kissing me as if I was God’s gift to women. Who can blame them? Just take a look at this package.” – Advice to the lovelorn.
“All right, honey. The HB Kid gets the message. Bottom line: With or without the gruff, I’m still the sexiest man alive!” – Advice to the lovelorn.